Labor Whispering with Meggan.

Labor Whisperer Private Session ~ You, Me, & Bebe

Emo Rowan

Best Prenatal Massage Ever

Urban Curandera | Well Belly & Scar Reduction

Well Belly & Scar Reduction

Baby gazing at mama

Masaaaahhhhhge Doula, Yum

Prelude to Fertility, My Grandmothers’ Wisdom

18 Tricks & Tips to get Preggers (Besides the obvious! Can’t help you with that.)

25 years of notes from my grandmothers’, senior midwives and my own client successes, at your service to get a bun in your oven.

Years, people, years of having an ear out for the quirky stuff, the old wives tales, the “hmmmm, that worked?” for folks struggling with fertility.

Anneke’s Notebook Filled with Love Notes from her community, she made me write this book.




Prelude to Fertility, My Grandmothers’ Wisdom – $20

  • Hands Off  ~ Let’s take a look at common sense items like nutrition, and not so common ideas like what kind of knickers to sport to promote fertility.
  • Hands On ~ I’ll teach you places on your body to massage, reflex, and push that promote a healthy, fertile belly.
  • Body Influencing ~ Ways you probably never ever thought of to get your body primed and juicy. (My grandmothers, yowza, they are all about the doozies, the old school tried and true. Things we forget with our more modern medical world.)

You know what I want for you? A better relationship with your body, and lots of ways to promote a healthy, happy belly, including a daily belly mini massage routine!

Best case scenario, you get a baby bump.

Worst case scenario, you have learned a bunch about your body, your partner, and can be comforted that you’ve tried darn near everything that was crunchy and non medical.

I’m voting for the bump.

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Bless Me, Anneke*

My FaceBook post a couple of weeks ago.

“y’all, my grandmother died last night. The one who taught me through actions and words so many things, one of the biggest that it is totally possible to earn a living as a local wise woman/alternative health practitioner. If you have felt her love through me, could you give me a thumbs up, a hell yeah or hands in the air? She was awesome like that. Like me. Like You.”

getting told.

I got a 133 likes, and over 50 comments. Wowzers.

I’m thinking about all the things she taught me, either healing specific, “Those thongs, I don’t like them! How are you supposed to be free with that all up in there?” or about life, “Let your husband be the head of the household, so what?! Let him! You be the neck, what is he without the neck? Nothing.”

And as I’ve been writing on Labor Whispering, MapBook for mamas, I kept FEELING her here with me, so strong, looking over my shoulder, “say more about that, no take that out” and then just had this over whelming sense of, “How can you teach them to get the baby out, its not even in there yet.”

To which I say to the grandmother in my head, “UM, maybe they don’t need a lesbian to tell them how to get pregnant.”

Her reply? “YA, well maybe some do.”

So what I know is that the only way to guarantee you will get preganant is to be underage in the back seat of a car with someone you haven’t known all that long  in a parking lot after a rock concert. That’s pretty much a done deal.

So I shoved the Labor Whispering Mapbook for Mamas onto a back burner, got looped up on allergy meds, went on a writing marathon, and finished the entire first draft of a redo of some notes I had from a past workshop. I shot it over to a friend for editing. 3300 words, 9 pages, Prelude to Fertility, My GrandMothers’ Wisdom. Boom.

Next step? Story boarding for the PDF.

Story Boarding!

And the friend I shot it over to for editing? Yeah, she already shot it back, in less than 24 hours, she’s good like that. Alejandra Ortega, mucho smoocho to ya.

So I’ll work it over some more, apply my fancy PDF class knowledge from Jewels Branch Creative, and get it out ASAP.

And I think my work is focused on folks who want some natural support for fertility, maybe they are not getting pregnant as fast as they hoped, wanting to try some natural options before heading into the fertility specialists. Perfecto. Here are 15 plus tips that you may not have ever heard of that will help you get that bun in your oven.

xo,

Rowan

* Bless Me, Ultima came out this week on film. I had the great fortune to have Ms. Gwendolyn Green as my high school English teacher in the ’80′s. She had us read the book as an assignment, and then invited Rudolfo Anaya to speak to our English classes. It was awesome, and he said that as he kept writing his book, he HEARD Ultima say from over his shoulder, “You’ll never be successful with this book until you put me in there.”

Grandmothers, sheesh, they think they know everything.

 

 

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Labor Whispering FAQ

When should I book my apt? 

Book your appointment as soon as you decide you are wanting this service. I’ve noticed that I do the very best work when seeing 5 -7 clients a week, these slots book up FAST. Setting up your appointment three months in advance is not unheard of  Book Now with Rowan!

 

When should I come in? How many times?

First time moms tend to book on their due date, and then a week after that (book both of these appointments at the same time, hopefully way in advance.) Most first time moms deliver about a week after their due date, so the first massage we get to know each other, and I can get a feel for your  body. The second massage generally hits that magic window, although its been known, frequently, to happen on that first massage. Second time and after moms book on their due date, or a week earlier. Note: subsequent Labor Whispering sessions are $145.

 

How does it work? 

My experience tells me that certain gentle interventions can start labor or help a labor that has stalled out.  Pat Jones says, “Almost nothing can get a baby out thats not ready, and almost nothing can hold a baby in thats ready to be born.” So assuming baby is ready* I use a combination of essential oils, lengthening of muscles and ligaments, pressure points and medical intuition. I also chat and ask about things that I’ve seen be a labor blocker before, so in that regard I am a fresh pair of eyes and ears. My best guess is that we align the body and mind, assist in getting your baby aligned to drop into your pelvis, look for obvious obstacles, suggest ways to get the hormones flowing and about 90% of the time it works great.

 

Contraction in Action.

What should I wear? 

For the massage you will be wearing as little as possible, some folks wear undies, others pull those off so I can work on their sitz bones and glutes. Your modesty will be maintained with a sheet draping your body parts that we are not massaging.  I usually wear jeans and a top lol

 

Can I late cancel without penalty? 

If you are in strong labor please cancel as soon as you can, if you are in early labor or in an inconsistent pattern please consider coming in anyway so we can really get that train moving. Discerning how far along in labor you are is a fine trick, so sometimes discussion can let me offer my professional thoughts and feedback. If clients late cancel with me (less than 24 hours) they typically paypal or mail me a thank you tip, but that is up to your heart on that one.

 

How can I get to know you better?  

Check out the links on this site to learn more about my location, open appointments and other services offered. Or give me a call at 713.302.2182.

 

What if it doesn’t work?

You know what? It might not. Your baby may not be ready * But what WILL work is your better understanding of what facilitates birth, what stops birth in it’s tracks, and helping you realize what you want to feel and have experienced  during the birth, and your memory of the first time looked into your baby’s eyes. And that’s a BIG gift.

 

What happens if… 

My water breaks, I leak breast milk, I goodge your sheets or crown my baby right their in your office? Don’t worry, it will be fine, its probably happened before. I have a mop.

 

Are you the funniest massage therapist in Houston/Harris county? 

Yes.

Get you some

* The most irritated I ever got was at a woman who was gnashing her teeth, tired and over it, swearing she was in stalled out labor and could I come in RIGHT NOW to help her?! So I rush over to the clinic to meet her, to find out she was 37 weeks pregnant. In fact I think I’m still irritated. Duuuude.

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See my chicken!

You Know Me, Always Learning

You know me, always learning. And then wanting to turn around and teach you too.

Thats the kinda girl I am, wanting us all to learn, grow, get more better, more awesome(er).

I wont quit my day job to become an English teacher with a grammar specialty, but I can teach you how to heal yourself.

Massage, Tarot, Reiki, birth, business, chickens, fermenting and hooping. Bet you hadn’t put all of those on your healing protocol.

Online or in Houston, I gotcha.

Feeling game?

Chicken Love

 

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Urban Curandera | Teaching You How to Heal Yourself

It’s not really about me, is it? It’s about you, how I can help You.

I can help you heal your self, reawaken or breathe life into that tiny spark, that flame where you are your own best healer.

Trust me, I can get you pregnant, look into my eyes…..

I am an Urban Curandera, wedda growing up in El Paso, where I always wanted to work in birth, show leadership in my community, and create safe haven for those needing to stop, rest, and recharge.

The cultural diseases I work with most are stress, fertility challenges, navigating the birth a mama wants, and healing emotionally and physically in the postpartum period.

Training? yeah, I have some:

LMT, MTI, CIMI, TTTtm, Minister, Reiki master, Nia Blue Belt instructor, Hoopnotica, BodyHoops, and Punk Rock hoopdance instructor, and currently completing midwifery training.

Unofficial credentials include medical intuitive, tarot proffesional, tarot instructor and lover of all things fermented, teacher of how to ferment damn near anything. I live and breathe healing arts.

My experience includes 20+ years exploring massage, midwifery, essential oils, accepting divine self and green economics. I am committed to doing whatever it takes to facilitate folks living more comfortably in their own skin.

 

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